tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.
If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
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Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.
by newyy1 September 09, 2011
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Tit Thursday

Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
Happy Tit Thursday Anton. To think, on Monday this week was looking so bleak!
by mobri March 28, 2011
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Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
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slick as tits

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.
Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.
by x8105 October 19, 2013
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dingle tit

A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish
"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️
by blahhhhhbruh February 01, 2015
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Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.
by Glittery Tits October 03, 2015
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