Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.

Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010

parrot with tits

a bimbo with more silicon in her breasts than brain cells in her head.

Pamela Anderson is a major parrot with tits

by gatorback rippa March 16, 2010

Tit Thursday

Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.

Happy Tit Thursday Anton. To think, on Monday this week was looking so bleak!

by mobri April 13, 2011

tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.

He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.

by wayne charming September 8, 2010

bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.

Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.

by jeromius September 15, 2010

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010