Tired

When someone claims they are tired, because she is too tired to go to hot yoga.

We're right next to hot yoga, but she's tired and doesn't want to be touched by the dude who thinks he has special powers attained by studying in India one weekend.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017

Tired as a mo fo

Tired and does not want to be bothered but you can't cuss

Man I just woke up and I'm tired as a mo fo

by Errec July 5, 2025

Hyperly tired

The feeling when you just want to sleep but still wants to do activities

John: your looking really tired, you should sleep.
You: Sorry but im hyperly tired right now.

by Radguy654 December 31, 2021

Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Tired

adriel

*talking to adriel* (adriel fell asleep 20 mins ago cuz he’s always tired)

by bird1003 March 2, 2025

spare tire date

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.

"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."

by Mrfantastic September 14, 2013

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008