Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up

"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."

by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

Pant Cylinder

A synonymn for a boner or male erection.

Watching all the Death Wish movies in a day gave Jim, a high ranking NRA member, a pant cylinder.

by Buckojeff September 14, 2009

Saturday Pants

Another term used that has the same meaning as pajama pants or bottoms.

It was quite nippy so i put on a pair of saturday pants before i went to bed.

by saturdaypants August 1, 2010

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

casino pants

Slang term used for adult diapers or other miscellany incontinence aids. Popular among the senior citizen sect for long drives in the 'Cadillac-car' and long sits on the front porch.

My grandmother spent twelve straight hours playing the slots in Atlantic City. This would have been impossible had it not been for her casino pants.

by James LeBlanc March 15, 2007

Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.

You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.

by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010

pants ghost

another word for farting. Often the silent kind

Chris: What was that noise?

Michelle: It was my pants ghost!

by shellzrawr September 8, 2010