by I am the urban God June 3, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis
by Ovoturbovo May 25, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.
Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.
by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. by BillyBobJoeWilly December 8, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes
Matthew is my friend
by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad
by Biblical banta December 2, 2016
Get the Matthewmug.