Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 11, 2019

Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

by Fgfhvhvbvb November 09, 2018

Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is just the coolest person ever no cap

Matthew is sexy af

by tamiaiscool June 05, 2021

matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev August 13, 2008

matthew walker

matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay

jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11

by gftg March 27, 2016