by Philipdatank July 11, 2011
The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.
by Cashese May 31, 2009
A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix April 18, 2016
when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock
I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?
by skcnasty December 28, 2007
After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
by Gloria Specker November 04, 2010
by boorilla November 12, 2007
the act of washing your genitals in the sink before having relations with a special friend.
the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus
the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus
guy 1: my girlfriend made me have a cheeky sink wash before we got started.
guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to
guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to
by Jake R M Stone January 23, 2012