this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
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by leoger541 May 26, 2015
Get the death valley steamermug. a shitty small school in the middle of nowhere, most of the kids who go there are thots, farmers, and douches. most of the people there don’t wanna be there, especially because of the terrible administration and awful lunch
by attractive white guy December 14, 2021
Get the oley valley hsmug. by Deadboydoor517 October 27, 2022
Get the dank river valleymug. Jake and Jessica were very horny after watching 'Sausage Party', and both looked at each other with a look of bestial lust. They began to make out slowly, and it got to the point where they both began to get wet. His penis covered in pre-cum, and her panties soaked all the way through. Jake pulled his cock out of his boxers, and pushed Jessica's face into the couch cushions, and pulled her pants down. He could clearly see her asshole, right smack-dab in the middle of the Valley Between the Mountains. He inserted his thick, throbbing dick into her tiny ass, covering the valley.
by Tr1d3nt August 4, 2017
Get the Valley Between the Mountainsmug. by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016
Get the Death Valley Asswatermug. A four diamond spa located in sunny southern Utah. It has a vast variety of tennis courts, pools, fitness activities, hiking, spa treatments, and much more.
by The Real Dexter Morgan April 21, 2011
Get the Green Valley Spamug.