parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).

My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.

by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020

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Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.

"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."

by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011

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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

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teeth._.stew

A cosplayer on tiktok. They kinda cool but theyre poor. At least they can junko pose

Person A: do you follow teeth._.stew on tiktok?
Person B: no, whos that?
Person A: eh nvm theyre just a loser

by PacManBrains March 10, 2021

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yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

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