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a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph July 3, 2007
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1-10 female atractiveness scale

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale
by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
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banana-for-scale

Verb
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
by ridinginahonda March 2, 2024
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Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
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Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.
Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.
by RTD2 September 4, 2013
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