smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 03, 2020

smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 03, 2020

piss smelling person

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.

Omg look at Josh, hes such a PSP
Play Station??
No you twat, a Piss Smelling Person

by OdoriferousBroccoli September 27, 2017

Elderly Smell

A smell you get from elderly people.

You smell that? That Elderly Smell?

by Mr. Gupta August 08, 2023

smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something

person1: you suck
person2: smell greg

by podemb December 19, 2023

you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 04, 2017

you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017