Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.

"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)

by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021

google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.

I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.

by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017

re-google

I googled it once, and later I googled it again. Who needs bookmarks anymore?

I re-Googled and came up with the same links, so they are still the leading hits for my search.

by MotorHead.Dude December 2, 2013

google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010

Google Giggles

a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.

"this tiktoker is so cringe."
"he was prolly banned from google giggles."

by Noctone April 7, 2023