the last men on earth

a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3

it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!

by socnwng September 1, 2022

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018

Earth

Earth is a flat disc floating in space it is also the birthplace of Wall-e. Throughout the years, earth has received many visits from such icons as E.T, Space invader Zim, and Chubacka.

What on earth is that

by fashonusbanana2 June 9, 2022

Cutest mf on earth

Hussain

Hussain is the cutest mf on earth

by Hdjf jf hksnd May 15, 2021

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

by Earthing January 16, 2023

Soup Earth Society

The most overrated youtuber to ever disgrace the planet, got popular off of an extremely unoriginal concept and as a result has an extremely inflated ego despite having no friends at school, he supports groomers and islamaphobia

Person 1: You know Soup Earth Society?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, dude is better

by SEShater October 29, 2023