by Kkovaction January 09, 2011
Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their
by Captain jon October 09, 2019
The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.
Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families
Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families
by k00pDa July 02, 2023
Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.
by FathersDay July 06, 2015
A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”
Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”
Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”
Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022
When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.
by harry_paratestes May 10, 2021