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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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Benjamin

When someone is sexually attracted to both 80+-year-olds and 11-year-olds
Oh my god, you‘re such a Benjamin!
by HansPuetus January 29, 2024
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David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>
David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Benjamin

His is very nice person he likes to have sex and he got a very gigantic penis
Oh benjamin is looking fine
by Anonymes December 11, 2016
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Quentin Benjamin

Quentin Benjamin… a quite peculiar specimen. Quentin Benjamin is a fella with quite the large bottom and a dying love for the Michael bortolussi.
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benjamin soup

benjamin soup is the type of person to make ur wee wee hard
i want to meet benjamin soup to enlarge my ween
by benjaminsouplover April 20, 2020
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Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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