A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.
Beware the mighty Where-Tard.
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Get the tard witmug. 1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.
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2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.
3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.
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