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dam thats alota shit tard
by shit tard December 7, 2021
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Where-Tard

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.
Beware the mighty Where-Tard.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.
Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
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tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded
Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit
by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008
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Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.
Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!
by pens0087 July 21, 2009
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Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.
"He is a numpti tard"
by Word hermit September 10, 2011
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tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.
Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.
by white mamba December 14, 2006
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