a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

throwing the snake

Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside one's comfort zone. This may, but not necessarily, include the actual throwing of snakes.

"Holy shit, I can't believe I threw the snake at that party! That was awesome!"

"The key to happiness is throwing the snake once in a while"

by izokronus September 10, 2011

One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

Spank the albino snake

What alec does when he goes home after school

Hay alec what are you doing.
I spank the albino snake

by Alecisnohomo69 November 15, 2019

snake ass

A flat butt, with little mass or curvature.

Yeah, I'm not interested in Jen, she has snake ass.

by Jeff Jefferson of NH August 6, 2013

Costa Rican Snake

a uncircumsized penis attached to a costa rican.

zoony's penis. "when you play with the costa rican snake its spits venom." "wanna see costa rican snake?"

by JackieM34 January 15, 2009