The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023

Surprise blojob

When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.

"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"

by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023

Keflavik Surprise

Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.

At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!

by Stumpy Frank September 28, 2023

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022