Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008

Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

gilligan steamer

Where the guy eats the food, then poops it back out, then the girl eats it.

We're stranded on a island, so steve took a gilligan steamer to conserve food for marsha.

by Steve and Marsha February 12, 2008

stanly steamer

when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.

we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.

by blaine hughesss January 28, 2009

Steamer

Steamer is another word for a fag or a cigarette in ireland.

You can also call gay men or fags, steamers.

This comes from galway originally like most irish slang does

Here sham give two's on that steamer.
Subla any steamers?
Ah here boys, watch them two dirty sick steamers there
That fella is a proper steamer

by WESTOFIRELAND32 September 28, 2020

winthrop steamer

Sex act(s) involving a non-scalding steam cleaner applied to the genitals, colloquial to New England

It was wicked good sex; she gave me a winthrop steamer and I blew my chowdah.

I was steamed, cleaned, and vaselined

I had my choice between the vacuum and the steam cleaner and skipped the hooverjob and went with a winthrop steamer

by bobbyP January 4, 2008