Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

squeer

when a person screams and is also gay. this is refered as a squeer; a screaming queer.

“my mom came in to my room and started acting like a total squeer because I had a 40 year old man in my bed.”

by ruby and beckham June 11, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

Squeege

Usually a man who is a tattle tale, or goes out of their way to get other people in trouble, even at the expense of setting them up to do it.

Watch what you're doing around him cause he's a little squeege.

by Shell -Shell August 19, 2018

squeeben

This is a term for a person who is an absolute dad. Like this guy wears the Nike Newbalances, loves the smooth taste of Girzzly Pouches and diet dew (He has diabetes). He also works at a salt factory.

That guy over there is an absolute squeeben. I wish he were my dad.

by Aruugala October 29, 2018

Squeer

A gay squirrel

"Oh look at those squeers!"

by Sav.ista October 29, 2018

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 8, 2019