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springfield

A city in western Massachusetts, pop. 160,000. Home of:

- Basketball

- Volleyball (invented in Holyoke, a Springfield suburb)

- Dr. Seuss

- Indian Motorcycles

- The Springfield Armory (stocked the US military with rifles since before the US Civil War up until 1967, when it was converted to a vocational/technical community college).

- The Springfield Indians AHL hockey team, whose claim to fame was that Snoop Dogg wore their jersey at the end of the Gin and Juice video (or "What's My Name?", I can't remember).

- And presumably more stuff that I can't think of right now.

Lots of Puerto Ricans live there now.
"Of all the cities that I have ever had the opportunity to spend time in, Springfield is definitely one of them."
-Learned wise man.
by 5th Column February 28, 2004
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Spanish Springs

Prostitute terminology for giving golden showers or watersports.
"FS covered only, BBBJ with CIM 100 roses extra, spanish springs 150 roses extra. Other fetishes open to discussion, no Greek services, please don't ask"
by Lothario the Scandalous August 24, 2011
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Dripping Springs Highschool

Dripping Springs Highschool is full of rich ass white boys and girls with enourmous egos. These spoiled brats beg Mommy Daddy to buy them whatever they desire so they can increase their popularity status. Pot and sex is the only thing the student should focus on.
Rebecca what the fuck! Did you really think you can join our group without going to Dripping Springs Highschool you unorthodox slut!
by Freddy Bumdum May 20, 2018
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desert hot springs high school

Short definition:HELL.

Long Definition:This is the most ghetto high school in the Coachella Valley it is a school with stupid teachers and ignorant students... oh it also has one of the most disgusting restrooms I don’t know when was the last time they cleaned it.
Guy:should I enroll in desert hot springs high school
Girl:EWWW no gross go to Palm Springs high school instead
by Yayidiots January 14, 2019
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St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
by BeezerKR May 2, 2010
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Sprengh

Noun

Derogatory term used to describe a Sikh male who outwardly exhibits articles of his faith (turban/patka, beard etc.) but acts in a manner that is shameless and not in line with Sikhism.
That Sprengh is so shameless!!
by Amoly September 24, 2018
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Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar
Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!
by Radiobed May 21, 2010
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