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Snake Bite

When a male is receiving a hand job from a member of either the same sex or the opposite. The participant that is giving the hand job has a two handed grip on the penis of the male receiving (just like how one would grip a baseball bat). Then the giver, while tightening their grip, twists both hands in opposite directions. One clockwise (normally the dominant hand) and the other counter clockwise (the non dominant hand). Thus resulting in a friction burn all around the circumference of the penis.

This action can also me performed by a solo male. However due to human consciousness and pain receptors it will be harder for this action to have the same affect as if someone else did it.

**WARNING**
The “Snake Bite” action will result in friction burns in a very sensitive area. This is not for the faint of heart!
Dean: Yo Jack, why are you walking so funny??

Jack: I was hanging with Stephanie on the weekend and she was giving me a handy but then she did something with her hands and gave me a friction burn. So Its a little sensitive down there.

Dean: Oh Shit! She gave you a Snake Bite man!
by 5wampDaddy April 17, 2019
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Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
by josh friedman October 12, 2005
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butt snake

A penis that is used in most part for breaching the anal cavity.
I slammed that broad's poo hole with my butt snake!
by Uberpimp March 18, 2005
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snake attack

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party
Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.
by david misha fink jr January 11, 2008
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trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017
mugGet the trouser snakemug.

shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.
Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."
by Booberella123 December 9, 2008
mugGet the shedding snakemug.

Snake pit

When a woman gets herself into a bukkake and gets covered with penises
Karla got herself into a snake pit and ended up being covered in snake venom
by Dubiks December 16, 2018
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