Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

by josh friedman October 12, 2005

butt snake

A penis that is used in most part for breaching the anal cavity.

I slammed that broad's poo hole with my butt snake!

by Uberpimp March 18, 2005

snake attack

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party

Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.

by david misha fink jr January 11, 2008

Purple Snake

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.

Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.

by The Actual Urban One July 5, 2014

snake the drain

For a lady to trim ones pubes. To remove the hair from the hole.

"I snaked the drain earlier, I had better be getting some." "Don't forget to snake the drain. you know I don't like to floss."

by riot becky March 14, 2015

shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

by Booberella123 December 9, 2008

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma October 29, 2017