Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...

by yosefstalin September 6, 2013

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Shotgunism

The belief that shotguns are the greatest.

Everyone should convert into shotgunism

by SavageGoneWild June 27, 2017

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A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.

Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.

by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012

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double barrel shotgun

you blow hit a smoke (of your choice) in the girls vagina. Then suck it back out and you blow it in her mouth. if done correctly, she should be able to blow out a smoke ring.

hey there, lady I know everyone probably asked you for a shotgun, but have you ever had a double barrel shotgun?

by saynomore96 August 12, 2025

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