A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.
by Styledogg August 10, 2010
1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady
2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)
Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.
2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)
Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.
John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"
OR
John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"
OR
John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."
by discgolf January 24, 2010
Based on the famous words of Randy (Ethan Suplee) from the tv show "My Name is Earl": Oh no she didn't. Woman don’t tell me you pushed B7.
Used whenever someone starts playing a song you're crazy about. Professionals follow it up by pretending you're fishing and then dancing your ass off.
Used whenever someone starts playing a song you're crazy about. Professionals follow it up by pretending you're fishing and then dancing your ass off.
Your favorite song starts playing on your ipod while you're on the bus. You get up, shout "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!" and start walking through the bus while pretending to be fishing.
by B7 May 18, 2006
You: (say anything)
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.
by Wilyhawk June 18, 2011
1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.
2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.
2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.
(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!
Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.
Idiot: That's what she thought!
Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!
(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.
Man: That's what she thought!
Man: Whoops sorry!
Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.
Idiot: That's what she thought!
Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!
(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.
Man: That's what she thought!
by Stu Pidasoles January 09, 2010
Expression used to turn somebody's statement into a sexual innuendo, or to point out that it sounded sexual. The joke being, of course, that "She" - a mysterious woman, who seems to have sex with a lot of people (and who some believe to be "Your Mom", in accordance with these kinds of joke), supposedly used that statement in a sexual context.
by waraiotoko January 15, 2011
Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.
This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.
This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.
Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.
by The Great Destroyer June 06, 2011