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a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph July 3, 2007
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1-10 female atractiveness scale

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale
by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale used to estimate female attractiveness from 1 to 10, where 1 is completely ugly and 10 is perfect. It's often said that 10/10 is inexistent.
A: Wow, check out that chick! She's at least 8 of 10!
B: Are you kidding? 5/10 is her limit.
A: Oh man, your 1-10 female attractiveness scale differs so much from mine.
by TheEntertainingOne September 17, 2016
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Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
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Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.
Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.
by RTD2 September 4, 2013
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food chubb scale

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.
I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.
by DeathGadget September 12, 2021
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