A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph July 3, 2007

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by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'
Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018

Basically a "measurement" of how a boy or possibly girl(whatever floats your boat) would rate a female. The lowest rate being a 1 and the highest being a 10. The following factors that will affect the rate are the looks and body.
Boy 1: Dude, look, that girl over there fine.
Boy 2: Naw, she a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale at most.
Boy 1: I think she bad. 10 outta 10.
Boy 2: Naw, she a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale at most.
Boy 1: I think she bad. 10 outta 10.
by imSHOOKasf August 31, 2016
