A word used by idiots and losers to describe a female and put them in the box depending on their physical appearance because their life sucks and they are miserable and they have nothing going on in their lives
by sexy human September 10, 2016
A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph June 09, 2007
by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021
The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 19, 2020
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017