a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

by antimorph July 3, 2007

1-10 female atractiveness scale

A scale of how hot a girl is.

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale

by Epicface999 September 13, 2016

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021

Vlada's scale

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'

Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'

by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018

1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.

On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.

by commie229 August 27, 2016

scale rash

a boy that gets a rash from too much male dick in their ear

man i have a really bad scale rash from a couple nights ago

by just gotta September 5, 2017

scaleing

to awkwardly walk around looking for something to do with your friends in order to kill time

Kid 1: dude im bored

Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?

Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go

by con bro chill hyahh December 30, 2011