round-stake

When you taken a round steak (preferably rotten) and ambush a friend/stranger by

1) slapping them across the face with said round steak
2) Throwing it at them baseball style/ Favre style shuffle pass acceptable as well.

3)Launching out of a water balloon launcher at the victim'm domepiece
4)stealthily hiding in a tree and casually dropping the R.S. on the victims heat.

Then you have to yell "gotcha son" and run away
We need to go see David in the hospital...that water balloon launcher nearly round-staked his ass to the grave
by captainanamous August 02, 2011
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Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.
Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
by Shadowikia October 11, 2009
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round yo troops

if you are planning to fight someone or like play
fight… you can say “round yo troops”. meaning like “round up the people that’s finna help them fight”.
Girl A: You so irritating.. like are you trying to fight?
Girl B: Girl, be fr. You know what… round yo troops.
by kitten235 November 25, 2022
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Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle
Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?
by Yerapous November 16, 2020
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Round Rubbing

Depending upon context, it is either (1) The lesbian equivalent of circlejerk, or (2) the lesbian equivalent of circle jerkle
The all girls camp was a mess! The counselors walked in on a round rubbing!
by Dr. Sigmond Freud April 21, 2020
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hood round

When two fight but aint no feelings attached/ they getting a hood round we gon smoke it up after that

*practice lmao*
by Djdwaddup January 23, 2023
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