dirty robert

When a person eats shit and rubs it all over their body

Eli is a dirty Robert

by Bestfriend443 September 12, 2019

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Robert Pattinson

An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.

Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.

by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010

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a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.

Damn! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.

by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009

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An Oral Roberts

A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.

Damn, i think my girl passed out when she gave me an Oral Roberts

by James Powell January 6, 2006

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Robert Frost

An anonymous YouTuber who doesn't show his face, but wears blue spandex, and looks like a muscley Slender man. He talks shit about a lot of people specifically girls he liked one.
Calls himself a 'real life superhero' but doesn't ever actually get off his ass, other than to eat or go the bathroom.
He's pretty much on skype all day, complaining about people over the internet, because he's butthurt.

"Have you seen Robert Frosts new video?!"

"Nah man, he's too butthurt for me..."

by MySp00nIsT00Big August 18, 2013

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