Road Flare

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.

My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.

by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

Road rage

Getting mad at Traffic

I am bad at road rage

by 459395 June 1, 2023

Snowy road

The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.

Jimmy just got back from a rap show, he's sure gone down that snowy road.

by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023

Road Atlas

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.

After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in

by GrontleGums October 9, 2023

Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.

"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u April 26, 2023