Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009

Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

Red Fort

A fast and vigoruos role player game only to be played in the confines of ones bedroom. Normally a single player shooter, but can be played in a group of people. The better you play, the quicker you finish.

Mark Callaghan is currently unavailable as, he is in his bedroom playing Red Fort

by Redfort Marksman December 30, 2011

red comb

You need a piece of booty immediately. When a rooster gets in heat his comb turns really red.

"Billys got a red comb I do believe. He's acting like a cat on a hot tin roof!"

by nancerella August 27, 2017

Red Wasp

Term used as a name for Budweisers.

"Damn bro, Britt let the red wasps sting him last night".
"Will, how am I supposed to play basketball with a nest of red wasps in my stomach".

by Chas1860 June 30, 2013

Red dooring

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.

Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring

by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020

Red P's

When a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bang that chick?

Guy 2: Fuck no! She was on her Red P's!

by spichie October 14, 2011