redneck yoga (noun):
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014
Get the redneck yogamug. 
Jenna:Did you hear about Roberto
Sammi:yess hes such a player and he tells people BS all the time
Nichole:i know right, hes a mexican redneck
Sammi:yess hes such a player and he tells people BS all the time
Nichole:i know right, hes a mexican redneck
by ppppockerfface1212 November 6, 2010
Get the mexican redneckmug. Someone who drives a lifted truck, listens to only country music and lives a deep southern lifestyle all in the limits of his or her big city.
I know an urban redneck named Andy from Chicago. He drives a Chevrolet pickup and sounds like a hillbilly...
by Andrzej December 14, 2007
Get the urban redneckmug. by Professor Strudell February 21, 2018
Get the redneck lovemug. The mix of OxyContin and Crystal Meth. This combination can be a very deadly combination due to OxyContin being a depressant and Crystal Meth being an upper. When the shorter acting Crystal Meth wears off you can easily overdose on the amount of OxyContin you took. Be careful with this cocktail combination xx
I was partying last night and decided to have a Redneck Cocktail, it was awesome but I was careful not to take too much!
by JRyanNYC October 17, 2013
Get the redneck cocktailmug. Usually a right-winger that lives in the US state of Indiana, unlike common rednecks, Indiana Rednecks are wholesome and accept all races and ethnicities, however Indiana Rednecks, like their less civilized cousins, always enjoy fishing, target shooting, hunting, mudding, getting drunk, shouting at gay people, watching college football, and driving pickup trucks.
Person 1: “Hey Cletus, wanna come over to my place and watch the IU game? My friends Jamal, Ricardo, Ahmed, and Khan are gonna be there.”
Person 2: “IU? Buddies a’ fowah races? Mainly propers pronounciatin’ a’ words an’ correct grammers? Sheeeeooot, Richard, yous a’ normal everyday Indiana Redneck!”
Person 2: “IU? Buddies a’ fowah races? Mainly propers pronounciatin’ a’ words an’ correct grammers? Sheeeeooot, Richard, yous a’ normal everyday Indiana Redneck!”
by [Pappy_Polska] December 17, 2017
Get the indiana redneckmug.