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retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009
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Retarded Huffer Baby

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same
Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.
by PixieStick75 November 18, 2010
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retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
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retard chamber

Your mom's uterus
Retard Chamber is an

accessory which is used with variable pressure wet

sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you
by ((())) April 18, 2017
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retardass

A being who is mentally retarded who's about to get his ass handed to him
by MentallyRelatable August 14, 2017
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Retard thunder

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
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Retard thunder

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
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