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the purple horse

A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.
'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.
by richieblack September 3, 2016
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purple stack

A stack or wad of 500 euro notes.

It's called a purple stack because the 500 euro note is purple. 500 euro notes are the most widely available high-denomination currency, worth about 6-7 times a 100 USD note. This enables one to carry a lot of money in a very small volume.
Muhammad got caught flying out of Madrid with a million euro in purple stacks.
by trichet March 3, 2011
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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas
When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!
by Poontential December 25, 2013
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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)
by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
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purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick
by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007
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Purple Monkey

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."
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