Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas
When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!
by Poontential December 25, 2013
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purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)
Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!
by AndThenSome November 18, 2007
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Purple Rohan

Essentially a purple nerple, but with the power of the kingdom of Rohan from the lord of the rings. A lethal nerple indeed.
The other day I was just hanging out and Matt cane up and gave me a Purple Rohan.
by The land of Rohan October 03, 2019
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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)
by Dinkle McButtfarter November 08, 2015
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purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick
Shut up John your such a purple muffin!
by Chris Gunnels May 26, 2007
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Purple Monkey

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."
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