potato water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.

I shot a load of potato water in my wifes face last night.

by shaar January 5, 2009

Mashed Potato Ass

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes

Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.

by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010

salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

full potato

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full potato"

by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.

Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!

by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007