potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

Potato Jedi

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.

guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi

by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 15, 2017

Potato Server

You typically use it when you want to say that a game is laggy or the connection is trash like fuck (usually a multiplayer game).

Originates from the game Rainbow Six Siege.

Person 1: Dude the game is lagging so much I can't even play.
Person 2: Ofc, they have potato servers.

by Starsade February 28, 2022

Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

by GillyB3an February 14, 2019

potato blood

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato

"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

Potato hug

Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.

I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.

by Soupislove November 10, 2019