when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out
'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
by octopriapus August 16, 2011
Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.
by ActuallyAnna February 27, 2011
Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.
by Jesse McCormack August 10, 2008
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen November 20, 2008
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