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Parker

An absolutely stunning girl,
who is both extremely attractive and super
sweet
“I have a massive crush on Parker”
Of course you do, she’s amazing
by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022
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Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
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Parker

Jessie: I can't Parker likes SAO! Hold my Will Arnett body pillow.
by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021
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Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew
by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
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Parker’s are always absolute chads
Random dude: “woah who’s that?He looks like a chad”
Other random dude: “yeah that’s Parker”
by Double Zero November 23, 2021
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Parker is smart and nerdy, he knows a lot about subjects most people wouldn’t take the time to understand. Parker is funny and kind and usually understanding, he makes weird jokes and has a unique personality but he’s an awesome friend that should never be given up.
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Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Wow Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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