Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew

Look at that stupid shity bitch parker

by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021

Parker

A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid

That parKer

by Penis makeer December 23, 2019

Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.

"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"

by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021

Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

Jett Wellington Parker

Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.

1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."

2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."

3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."

4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."

5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."

6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."

7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."

8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"

by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025