Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Blade of Grass

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.

“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.

Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!

by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020

grass orgasm

An orgasm you get seeing something peel off the grass leaving smoothed, usually dead grass.

Person 1: *peels bricks from grass*
Person 2: Oh man, that's giving me a grass orgasm!

by HannahTheFanta August 11, 2016

Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

Grass Belly

Another Word For An Illegal Immigrant
A Fat Mexican Who Cannot Hop The Fence To America
Therefore Must Crawl Under The Fence To Get To His/Her Destination

Mex 1: Common Essa Hop Over Before The La Migara Show Up!
Mex 2: Holmes I'm To Fat For This Stuff!
Mex 1: I Got An Idea! Go Under The Fence!!
Mex 2: Good Idea Holmes !!
Mex 1: Runn!!

Mex 2: Yeah Man!! I Wonder If We Could Make A Word Out Of That??
Mex 1: Grass Belly!!

by Timmy Tumm November 08, 2011