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a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph July 3, 2007
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1-10 female atractiveness scale

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale
by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
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Trent Scale

The hardest scale in the world. On this scale if you get a 5 that is a 10 on any regular scale. Anytime you are rated on the Trent Scale you know it will be a harsh rating.
“How do I look?”
Probably a 4 on the Trent Scale.”
“Yay, that’s like a 8 on a real scale!!”
by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018
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Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.
Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.
by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021
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Dankosity Scale

The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.
Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025
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Fro Scale

A method for measuring the level of humidity, depending on how frizzy one's hair gets once exposed to the air outside.
-It must be muggy today, check out this chick's hair
-Yeah that must be around an 8.5 on the Fro Scale
by AdaraJade October 19, 2013
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