The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

pattiing

:to be a complete and utter bitch for no reason towards anyone you choose.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.

I was minding my business then all of a sudden my mom came in pattiing and grounded me when I asked her what was for dinner.

by ShaJa September 2, 2014

Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart

Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!

by Etm18 July 16, 2020

patty m

a true broski. vape lord. total frat guy. only has one shirt- usually yellow

g: patty m asked me to prom last night! my dreams have come true!!!!
m: omg im so jealous need me a patty m

by pass me a miller May 24, 2017

cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.

Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!

by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022

patty williams

The act of of masturbating and vomiting, thus using the vomit as a lubricant for a more pleasurable experience. This all must take place while a buddy of yours is having sexual intercourse with an ugly, fat midget.

Duuude... that was the best Patty Williams I have ever had

by Evol!!1 January 31, 2019