Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
by Clout Monster October 29, 2018
A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!
Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!
by LordWeathermort January 21, 2023
by notmgsastudent October 06, 2021
When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012
A variant on the Johnny Holmes crossover. While nailing a chick from behind, instead of grabbing the chicks arse, the guy grabs his elbows and raises his arms above his head. He then does the look away to the nonexistent camera in the corner of the room.
by Surfguy September 14, 2020
by Hippityhophead December 05, 2020