octosexual

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

OCD

A stressful disorder. You constantly feel like your forgetting something, even when you've checked things over multiple times. Everything you do has to be perfect and any minor flaw ruins the entire "image". You have to fix little things like for example, if 10 cans are lined up, and one is slightly out of place, you HAVE to fix it or otherwise the thought of that can being messed up will knaw at you until you fix it. You'll leave home and remember you left something turned on or left something on its charger, and you'll have a complete panic attack. Trust me, it sucks, I'm 13 and have OCD. I wake up at 2am sometimes and feel like i HAVE to clean the kitchen or I wont be able to sleep. Please don't make fun of it or underestimate it.

Guy 1-Where's Timmy?

Guy 2-He left his bedroom light on at home and he had to go back an turn it off.

Guy 1-Wow, OCD must SUCK.

by Anti Cookie-Cutter November 17, 2011

October 3

it’s national mean girls day!

person 1: hey what day is it?

person 2: it’s october 3! national mean girls day!

by meangirlsenthusiasts October 27, 2019

Oh, What's Occurin?

A phrase used to ask "what's up?", "what's going on?", "What're you up to?" or "What you doing?".

Derived from the character Nessa on hit TV series "Gavin and Stacey". Made famous by radio DJ Scott Mills (unkown-present) with the "Oh What's Occurin? Game".

Scott (to chappers): "Oh, what's occurin?"
Chappers: "Just reading some sport."

by Jack Anthony Mason January 27, 2009

October 24th

National hit a vsco girl day, this is the day you can hit a vsco girl without getting in trouble (obviously they can’t hit you back) make sure to shove a straw up their ass and sksksk another straw down their throat

...vsco girls better beware of October 24th

by DumbStupidSingleDeppressingGur October 22, 2019

October 21

National steal food from other people

That looks like some good food. I think I’ll take some of it since it’s October 21!

by RileyRoo1208 October 16, 2019

October 10

The day the most amazing, smart, and fun person was born.

Wow, she must be born on October 10, look at her, she’s amazing!

by Kk_swim November 14, 2020