pants ghost

another word for farting. Often the silent kind

Chris: What was that noise?

Michelle: It was my pants ghost!

by shellzrawr September 8, 2010

Pant Cylinder

A synonymn for a boner or male erection.

Watching all the Death Wish movies in a day gave Jim, a high ranking NRA member, a pant cylinder.

by Buckojeff September 14, 2009

mumbling pants

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

by zimmo August 17, 2006

Bring Pants

A phrase that you say when your little brother has pissed himself at the park.

(on phone)
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants

by Sarah and Morgan December 21, 2008

Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.

You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.

by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010

Springtime in the pants

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.

I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!

by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008

casino pants

Slang term used for adult diapers or other miscellany incontinence aids. Popular among the senior citizen sect for long drives in the 'Cadillac-car' and long sits on the front porch.

My grandmother spent twelve straight hours playing the slots in Atlantic City. This would have been impossible had it not been for her casino pants.

by James LeBlanc March 15, 2007