E-nept

Being inept at all things electronic. Computers, phones, internet, software, etc.

Jesus Christ, Bob. You are so fucking E-nept.

by Someguy77 August 29, 2014

eskimo nephew

When two guys fuck the same girl and she's has a kid with one of them

I have 10 Eskimo Nephews

by Nelsonsucksanus July 9, 2016

king neptune

The King of a place where Sponges live in Pineapples under the sea (Bikini Bottom)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S GOING TO LEAD BIKINI BOTTOM WHEN THE SHOW COMES OUT
KING NEPTUNE!!!

by UrbanRoblox April 2, 2017

Lij Nephence

A controlling dinner lady who savagely hands out hand stamps and is in control wether or not the grass is correct to play on.

The grass looks good to me
You get a stamp Niall
Thanks Lij Nephence we love you

by RhosHelygFan01 April 18, 2018

Blue_Neptune

An innocent girl who definitely didn't kill anyone.

Blue_Neptune couldn't even kill a limping, sick fly, she is too incompetent.

by Itsaameemario July 20, 2017

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

Betchu nephew

The proper "hood" response to the greeting, "Wat up, cuz?"

Notawhiteguy: "Wat up, cuz? We finna roll. You in?"
Waytoowhiteguy: "Betchu nephew! Let's get it!"

by I8ur3.14 April 3, 2019