Dick nap

When you have a boner and you need to sit down and wait for the erection to go away.

*Guy 1: let's go over to those girls and talk to them.
*Guy 2: hang on, I gotta take a dick nap. I've been looking at them for too long.

by Dolphin egg July 24, 2015

Nap Sex

A quickie while you child is taking a nap.

Dad :"Kid just got down for a nap". Mom: " Hurry. We have time for nap sex."

by Rainy and Sunny January 14, 2018

Dirt Nap

To pass out from drinking too much alcohol.

After the banquet, Mrs. Reynolds needed to take a serious dirt nap, yo.

Cooper needs a dirt nap.... even though he's a dog.

by Juju R. December 22, 2010

Depression Nap

A mid-day recharge nap being taked for being mentally not physically tired.

Enjoy your depression nap, you said bitch.

by Punktuation June 29, 2019

Power nap

The act of resting with your eyes closed for less than five hours.

Realynn took a power nap when she finished work.

by White /\/inja November 04, 2010

dirt nap

To be buried alvie, as in taking a nap under the dirt. Olg mobsters used to threaten this as punishment for unaccepted behavior.

Guy 1: If you don't bring our money you'll be taking a dirt nap.
Guy 2: Oh, please not that.

by mobstress April 28, 2005

lap nap

A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.

Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.

by bob beeflips September 28, 2010