Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties

“dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”

by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021

_.monstera_

_.monstera_ is an amazing mutual and a amazing tik tok creator. She posts great context and is an amazing person and is v funny. In addition she is a mitski fan which is great bc who tf doesn’t like mitski??? She is also v pretty and I’m jelous of her beauty.

“_.monstera_ is so pretty and funny I am so lucky to be her mutual”

by ilytmitsuri June 23, 2021

_.monstera_

Ceo of light mode on tiktok

person 1: “ Hey did you hear _.monstera_ has light mode on tiktok”
person 2 : “ew. thats so gross”
_.monstera_: “:((“

by deeznutshatelightmode June 23, 2021

Monster Truck Pussy

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

by fakemonster July 20, 2008

hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

by ary_luv March 5, 2009

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009