haley mallory

You are an amazing women. A faithful person who will never let anyone down. You conquer everyone's happiness before yours. Your beautiful on the inside and out. Have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. Your just a great person all around.

When are you going to be like haley mallory

by Elizabeth Rider November 23, 2014

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

king mello

Something ontaya called melrose after he gave her big DICK 😘

King Mello u gave me good dick

by Otm king December 28, 2016

womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

by 468469468385 February 28, 2017

smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck

eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck

by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017

graham & mallory

Cutest couple on the mf planet.

God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.

by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017

Nicole mellon

The most sexiest person ever.
Big boobs
Big ass

I just want my dick inside her

Nicole mellon can we fuck

by I want to fuck Nicole May 2, 2018